Looks like apple juice...

The astronauts on the space station will soon be drinking recycled urine to quench their thirst. But these are the days of designer water, so NASA needs to put a catchy moniker on this new beverage.

Starting with already established water brand names, I have compiled a list of suggested labels NASA might consider.

• Agua Vida, Agua Peeda
• Crystal Geyser, Yellow Geyser
• Highland Spring, Festering Bog
  
• Penta Water, Pent-up-inside-me-like-forever Water
• Real Canadian Natural Spring Water, Real Canadian’s Natural Spring Water
• San Pellegrino, Dan Marino (I don't get this one either)
  
• Sierra Springs, Septic Springs
• Trump Ice, Donald Dew
• Vittel, Piddle
• WHET Water, WHIZ Water
• Zephyrhills, Syphyrillis, and finally
• Arrowhead Water; no name change needed.